My name is Darby. 17 year old adventurer. Self proclaimed film critic. Over zealous writer. Sports Arena worker. Hobbies include invading pet stores to play with puppies, listening to way too much music and spending endless hours with my friends.
Excuse me? Excuse me! Clown? Do you do private parties? For children?
Tom Hiddleston + I’m
the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way
i think you mean “the police department”
the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this
We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution
I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life
this woukd have made me so happy